i want to kill myself with legally purchased handguns in front of people who post gun rights memes

i mean if someone isn’t getting off the phone and george starts shooting him we need someone with a machine gun present. in this way, we preserve the primacy of individual need while exacting a self-effacing societal revenge on that very structure of individual need. society is merely a mass personification of the individual, which … Continue reading

SECOND REVELATION OF THE CHURCH OF LATTER-DAY TEBOW

Arise. Praise and sublimity. Unimpeachable strength. Towering arms, stretched wide to receive. Glory be unto Tebow. Broncos. Patriots. The Lord’s Super Bowl. A clash of wills. A clash of values. East coast flair meets mountainous ethics. Believe. We have seen of what these prideful Patriots are capable. We retain the knowledge and wisdom of our … Continue reading

FIRST REVELATION OF THE CHURCH OF LATTER-DAY TEBOW

All rise for the mission of mercy that is the Church of Latter-Day Tebow. Close your wearied eyes and summon His image. No idols; conjure the true appearance of our patron saint. There is no sin within His mind. His soul is pure, washed clean by the cascading waters of those Rocky Mountains. O ye … Continue reading

Dennis Hopper 1936-2010

Rest in peace.